client crisis....
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- spaniard
I´ve had a really bad day. A client of mine insisted on coming to the studio to 'oversee' a project I'm doing for her, anyway, long story short, she spent the whole day at my side getting me to make everything bigger etc. and I ended up beating her to death with my mouse (367 blows). Any advice?.
- mitsu0
i hope it was an optical mouse.
- kerus0
next time use a few jaz disks in a sock.
- sauceruney0
always use a phone book if you're going to do that... it doesn't leave marks
- spaniard0
nope - used the cable for extra 'swing'...
- lifeinbinary0
dump the body real quick. and get a new mouse.
- spaniard0
The body's pinned to the notice board at the moment, covered with post-it notes and invites to openings of typographic exhibitions... reckon it should be ok for a couple of months...
- jox0
what about the mouse?
- lifeinbinary0
i suggest that you use a lot of those glade plug-in air freshers thingies.
- skonge0
Chop up the body into several pieces and find a pig farm!
- mitsu0
but remember to remove the hair and teeth from the corpse on the count of the piggies digestion.
you could do it afterwords, but you don't want to go sifting through pig shite now do ya?
- mrdobolina0
do you like dags?
- unknown0
cut the body into small pieces and put them in airtight bags and bury them. airtight bags are necessary because the body parts will let off gasses when decomposing. dont want them to explode!
- PeterNorf0
If you can find a good pig farm you should not have to chop the body up., Just make sure you beat the bones before hand with something like an Oversized meat tenderizer. Sort of like breaking up a Butterfinger while it's still in the package. The pigs will do the rest of the work.
- lifeinbinary0
designers are so creative. and helpful too.
- soda0
hey, forgedaboutit!
get in touch with a family friend of mine. He is in waste management and will be able to help you out.
Address below:
T.Soprano
Badabing bar and grill
New Jersey...He will probably be able to get you a new mouse too...