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Man walks into a clock shop, sees a lovely assistant, and slaps his dick on the counter.
"Its a clock shop sir" she said.
" I know" said the man,
"put
two hands and a face on that!"
- mylaptop0
you filthy sexist pig !
- unknown0
thanks :oD
- unknown0
well, slap my bottom and call me cindy...
i don't get it...
i really don't...
*hangs head in shame*
- unknown0
I give up...
- unknown0
err.....
oh boy...
- jox0
I don't get it either, see, jokes gotta have a point you know.
- enobrev0
i didn't either, cindy
- unknown0
must be some inside UK saying/slang thing in there....
Thanks for backing me up, Suzy.
- unknown0
This was voted the funniest joke on earth. I want a recount.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
- unknown0
you see, clocks have faces and hands, as do women.
*tumbleweed*
- unknown0
this one was voted best in France:
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?" "Absolutely! What's the second question?"
- mylaptop0
Do they seriously not get it or are they being funny ?
- unknown0
what E.T. short for??
he has small legs.
voted funniest joke in my garage.
wait, i dont have a garage