Coworker Pet-Peeves - The Sequel
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- kerus
JAG-WAR cool.
JAG-OO-AR whatever.JAG-WIRE HELL NO
and god dammit turn your cellphone's ringer down,
its 2 feet away from you!
- ApeGrope0
when they start telling me about their stupid family problems!! It's like whos gives a shit if your sister wont talk to you cuz you didnt send her a Thank You card!!!GOD!! Get a LIFE!!
- k0na_an0k0
when they start throwing their poo all around the office.
(i work with a bunch of monkeys)
- turd0
ppl who are pathologically compelled to come over and force small talk everyday when, in fact, i have nothing to say to you, not now not ever.
- AD0
there was a classic thread on this - I just did a search on cowrker and found it - here is a post from fyoucher in that thread that I thought was great
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1.-- fucking henry..who keeps fucking throwing his garbage and missing, landing all around my fucking chair,...one of these days I'm going to put it all on his chair and take a BIG dump on his keyboard....
2-- Fucking MAC users who think PC's are shit but use them for everything else besides video and PS, and have a PC for their home computer.
3-- People who think they know what the fuck they are talking about, and when times comes to put out to the client, everything gets handed over to you to take care of. AND they get paid twice as much as you.
4--Bald interface designers who get paid 80k to look at EBay all day long and wack off undercover to MAXIMonline..
5--High people in high places that talk all the technical jargon, and in the end you really don't know what the fuck they are talking about, they don't either.
6--Really, really really, hot fucking co-workers who you can't touch because they are married and are fucking your bosses.
7--Flash designers who's libraries consist of items named "Tween" with a number from 1-600.
8-- Designers who don't believe in Layer sets and have a million fucking layers for you to try and find that 1-pixel line at 20% alpha....those fucking bastards...
9-- Co-workers that take shits, don't wash their hands, get out of the bathroom, and want to shake your hand to congratulate on your job well done. Go wash your hand you dirty motherfucker!
10-- And finally, fat fucking slobs that won't get off your dick who keep asking you if you want to go get lunch together, even after the fact that you tell her she is a little overweight....Go eat some Jenny Craig motherfucker, stuff rubbin my bizalls....
haha... classic
- kerus0
putting your phone off the hook isnt fooling anyone. we all know you run home for a quickie and dont come back for about an hour.
- konspiracy0
having to listen to progressive trance in the workplace.
i'm sorry - but all that does for me is do my fuckin head in.
in a club, it's all well and good.
when everyone is trying to concentrate or work - it's NOT good!