morning wood
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- flossyB
my dolphins choked, january's rent is still in doubt, my stash is dwindling, my screenplay is near-dead, but dammit, a hot model is visiting me tomorrow. she looks like brooke burke from wild on E, and everything feels okay...
- unknown0
may I be the butler?
- k0na_an0k0
flossyB-
Before she left my house this afternoon she told me to come on here and tell you she's going to be a bit late. Oh, and if I were you I'd have her brush her teeth before you start making out... if ya know what I mean.
- snowtrooper0
heh heh heh
- kerus0
Guys my mom is pissed that youre talking about her like that so publicly.
- flossyB0
k0na_an0k, ever since that rash cleared up, you've become so witty and clever. way to go, man. btw, what was the name of that ointment you glistened your sack with? speaking of brushing, that's why your teeth are so yellow you spit mustard....gung hay fa choy...