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- k9kuma
does anyone have anything interesting to say today.... i am bored off my ass here at work...
- TransFatty0
In a man's lifetime he will unintentionally eat 8 spiders
- IloveQBN0
how?
- Vulva0
peeing in people's shampoo bottles is a good way to get back at them without them knowing
- joshrick0
A cockroach can live for two weeks without its head.
A cockroach can live through a nucleur war.
- eloosive0
You guys know that federal regulations allows just so many rats, spiders, and other things to unintentionally fall into the mixing vats at ketchup, food companies?(US) There's a lot of these little infobits out there, but I don't want to know them, otherwise I'd stop eating.
- kbags0
Isn't that how Kimberly Drummond's hair turned green?
- mikeim0
they've recently developed plastic that conducts electricity.
and by they i mean Alan Heeger.
- InVivio0
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror
- k9kuma0
InVivio...
Why?
- mikeim0
in february 03 i will have been a NT® member for a year.
- timajick0
No word in the english language rhymes with "orange". Yeah, thats right.
- frow0
The human head weighs 8lbs.
- mikeim0
every work in the english language that begins with "Q" is always followed by "U".
- frow0
Every work? That's queer.
- Nirvous0
Butterflies taste with their feet.
- TransFatty0
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- k0na_an0k0
i went to a xmas party with my girlfriend on saturday only to have her get wasted, flirt/hit on/grope/ and ultimately proposition her boss right in front of me and his wife and all of her co-workers (the guys not even good looking for christs sake). she then was taking photos of her boobs and arse with his digital camera and god only knows what else. i escaped outside to call a friend to pick me up and as i went back inside to get my jacket she came up to me and said 'my boss is so mad at me cause i've been flitring with him all night so now im going to spend some time with you ok?' uhhhh....
my friend picked me up at midnight from the hotel (my girlfriend drove there) and i left without saying a word. took the drunk over an hour to realize i was gone.
she called and was pissed at me for leaving. i told her she'd better get her resume together. she's like 'sex sells'. i said 'not in front of your bosses wife it doesn't.'
she called 5 times yesterday leaving voicemails that she was sorry. haven't spoken to her since saturday night.
hope this killed a little of your boring time at work.
kinda funny story looking back on it but i was fuming when it happend.
cheers.
- kodap0
The Lovetron 5000 comes from the future, a distant future where man needs machines to help him form relationships, that's how sorry man has gotten, it's a damn mess. In an effort to stave off this bleak future, scientists of that era have sent the Lovetron 5000 back in time to save the world of today, thus averting our horrible future fate and setting up a temporal paradox that we try not to think about. "Great," you say, "But what can the Lovetron 5000 do for me?" It can give you answers to all your relationship questions, that's what! So ask away, oh weary traveller, ask and be answered!!
- k0na_an0k0
orange - door hinge