How to setup an athlete in 6 steps

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  1 Have sex with him.
  2 Demand $500,000 within 24 hours.
  3 If the player refuses walk out of the room.
  4 Go to bathroom, scrape your arms and bruise your wrists. very important step, don't f*ck this step up.
  5 Run to sheriffs office screaming and crying your ass off.
  6 Wait until trial is over, sell story to tabloids and Hollywood and collect $2 million.

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