The Parlor
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- locustsloth0
IRRATIONAL RESPONSE!!!!
- canuck0
IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.
- locustsloth0
FUCK YOU, THIS IS NOT A MESS. THIS IS A SANCTUARY!! THIS IS OUR EMPTY KITCHEN CUPBOARD WHEN MOM AND DAD ARE HAVING A DRUNKEN FISTFIGHT!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!
- canuck0
whoa take it easy chief.
- canuck0
RIP Gary Coleman
- i'd wait til he decomposes a bit more and then rip him. He'll tear more easily then.locustsloth
- unless you're speaking of stealing his work, in which case now is an opportune time, being that he can't objectlocustsloth
- Who the fuck is gary coleman?canuck
- He's the dude who makes the camping equipment, right?locustsloth
- locustsloth0
New Cool Kids Club: a secret cupboard in the backroom to the backroom
- canuck0
When is the reunion party?
- As son as i can fit a disco ball in my pantslocustsloth
- you fuck sickcanuck
- locustsloth0
Has the security here been breeched?
- canuck0
hola.
- JSK0
OH RIGHT
- locustsloth0
Welcome all!! Please apply the flame-retardant spray to yourself and have a seat
- acescence0
I'm giddy with excitement
- No that's just the spray. It has some...um.. adverse effects. Hope you were done procreatinglocustsloth
- canuck0
having trouble breathing. where is the respirator?
- We lost it in the fire. Here breathe into this paper bag that i keep my airplane glue inlocustsloth
- bigtrick0
so which the fuck is the official sbt? there are like five 'new' ones.
- juhls0
I've put traps everywhere.
*gets bandana*
- locustsloth0
Mono & eddie can look all they want, they'll never find the REAL secret hideout
- locustsloth0
dead as always here
- moniker0
I've got nowhere else to go.
- Mr_Know0
Hi, Monospaced.