GANJA TALES
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Shortly after Christmas I was hanging out at my place with a buddy after a sushi lunch. I go to the kitchen and grab myself the gingerbread man my sister made me for Christmas. So were hanging out talking and shit and slowly I start to feel overcome and slightly off. The conversation starts to fade and I find myself just staring blankly at my buddy, not knowing what’s happening. After about 10 minutes of non-conversation he’s like "well I better get going" and leaves. By this point im starting to really feel crooked and nervous as I didn’t smoke anything and as far as I new I didn’t do anything except eat sushi.
About an hour passes and Im right wrecked. I call the Mrs. and she tells me I should just lie down. Now this is about where I think im losing my mind, I have no idea what’s happening to me, my heart is literally pounding out of my chest and im almost in tears because I think ive finally lost my mind. So I do the fear and loathing giant step walk to the bedroom and fall onto the bed, close my eyes and twirl into trippy madness all while trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. For some strange reason I get a flash of me eating the gingerbread man and I call the wife at work and tell her it might be something that I ate. She’s tells me to retrace my steps and I keep her on the phone while I giant step my way to the kitchen. I pick up the wrapper from the cookie and focus on the label. "Merry Christmas - Love the Ganjabread Man". AHHHHHHH im totally fucking STONED. Somewhat relieved that im not loosing my mind and turning into a nut I realized that im stoned and have to embrace it.So about 4 hours later the wife gets home to me in a dark house curled up with a blanket watching Simpson’s reruns
Its definitely the most messed up ive ever been. I was so scared that I was crazy and was sure I was going to die.
I was out of it for about a day and a half after the ordeal.
Pot cookies can fuck you up if your not careful.
I felt bad for weirding out my buddy and called him up to tell him I was stoned and not being and ass and not talking to him.
Sorry for the long story.
The Ganjabread Man