Star Wars Spoiler
Star Wars Spoiler
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Anakin got Chp Suey'd by Obi Wan Kenobi while lightsabering by a lava pit. Obi told him "Don't do it Anakin!" but Anakin did and Obi swiftly dismembered both of Ani's legs and his arm that wasn't already cybernetic, leaving Ani helpless at the edge of a lava flow. So Ani's robe catches fire and Obi one leaves crying after stating "You were supposed to be the one!". Meanwhile (imagine this occuring in a simultaneous montage) Padme is pushing out twins and dies in childbirth. (Cut back to Anakin) The emperor and entourage find Ani as a smoldering mess and take his ass back to the lab where the Frankensteining begins.