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  • mattyd0

    one time when i was in NYC, my friends roommate wanted to meet these FIT chicks he knew. so we go to the village and meet them then head off to a bar. after like a half hour one of the girls is all over me. now, under normal circumstances, this would have been sweet cos she was this banging australian chick, but i kept telling her i had a girlfriend and she was all like 'i dont give a fuck'.

    so i spent most of the night trying to get away from her, doing everything i conceivably could to do so. then, at the end of the night, when we were leaving, she was like 'so are you coming home with me?' and i was like 'um, no.' and she fucking flips her shit. she was slapping me in the chest, taking my friends hat off and throwing it at me, yelling and shit.

    it wasnt until after that my buddy's roommate was like 'yeah, man, sorry for not warning you but most FIT chicks are tapped in the head.'

    so, in conclusion, if you are single, meet her. you will probably get laid. however, if you dont think she's your type when you meet her, run for the fucking hills before you guys even have a chance to talk.

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