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  • kingjulien0

    1.) 5:00 am: dt's. went to bed, upset that the cologne sprayed on nads didn't get noticed by at least 1 of the 3 girls I wanted make babies with.
    2.) 8:30 am: woke up to roomate blowing nose in the bathroom. note to self: why does he sound profoundly retarded while doing this?

    3.) laid in bed all day, lips still stained with cheap merlot, my soul aching from dehydration, fits of paranoia, and a general sense of apathy about the world.

    4.) watched scent of a woman, 48 hours (this must have been the 100th viewing, but it never gets old hearing eddie sing roxanne or say luther, did that hurt?), animal house, the red sox beat the braves (i told you clement would be a surprise) and took 2 phone calls from girls at the party, recapping the highlights. here is how they went:

    me: dammit, i sprayed armani on my sack and everything
    her: i'm sorry, i just fell asleep
    me: but that shit is expensive. i mean, on my nads and everything.

    5.) 6:00 pm: morning coffee at starbuck's. got spritzed with windex by the chunky irish barista cleaning the windows. no apologies offered.

    6.) options for rest of evening:

    a.) should i email her?
    b.) muscle relaxers?
    c.) when is growing up gotti on? sunday or monday?
    d.) photoshoot Tuesday? lighs? slide film?
    e.) remember: don't let anyone see how afraid you are

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