Getting High and Designing
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This guy in a bar walks up to the bartender and says, "I'll bet you 100 bucks that I can piss into a shot glass and not get a drop on you or your bar."
The bartender says, "Okay you're on," and sets a shot glass on the bar.
The guy gets up on the bar and pisses all over the bar and the bartender.
"You didn't even get a drop in the glass. Now pay up," laughs the bartender.
After giving the bartender his money he walks over to a pool table surrounded by five men.
After a couple of minutes go by, he walks back over to the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "You know that was the easiest 100 bucks I have ever made. Why did you bet something so stupid?"
The man replies, "See that group of guys by that pool table there?"
The bartender nods.
"Well I bet them $500.00 that I could piss all over you and your bar and you'd be happy about it."