Newstoday's Next Top Model™
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OK here are my Judge tally duties for today - wow.
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CaP gets:
+ 7 point for tan
+ 3 points for euro hair
-1 for thinking he's number one
+ 6 for looking like he is truly happy
+7 for the company he keeps
-5 for the Blue swim trunks.total +1
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JazX gets
+5 for having a fauxhawk when it was cool
+3 for being stoned
-2 for pretending he is not
+7 for taking these pics in the womens dressing room at banana republic.
-3 for the lazy eye
+8 for not shaving for 4 days (very fashionable)
-2 for attempting "blue steel"total = +14
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Leah gets:
+15 for being a magical wood nymph
-2 for having bangs
+3 for wearing spagehtti straps
+5 for a fantasitc smile
+2 for doe eyes
-1 for not wearing earrings
+1 for burnt orange walls
-2 for no signs of eybrowstotal = +21
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Plastic gets:
+6 for a pale dome
-4 for acid wash
-2 for making his lady wear the same thing
+ 7 for KungFu grip
-2 for vacant look in eyes
-4 for not jumping off the rooftotal = +1
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hotreport really gets:
+ 7 for the awesome 80's hairdoo
-2 for yellow shirt
+5 for snappy camera
-2 for having skin more fair than leah
-1 for the drapes that are making me air sick
+3 for looking at yourself in the mirror as you take your shottotal= +10
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Gruntt gets:
+10 for attempting to swallow his face
-2 for striped beach chair
+3 for the cross eye technique
-2 for the jack johnson haircut
-1 for no upper lip
+5 for having friends that take your picturetotal= +13
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abstrakt gets:
+8 for the emo glasses
+2 for the "just got out of bed and i look fabulous" hair
-2 for the sideburns
+1 for a faded "i dont care what i look like" shirt
+5 for inventing the "panty dropper" staretotal = 13
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Janne gets:
+9 for showing us what he looks like before he sheds is outer layer of skin
+2 for channeling trent reznor
-3 for having a PC
+2 for the poster
+3 for inventing the "I am pouty so you must love me" staretotal = +13
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grafholic gets:
+10 for being truly a natural beauty
+4 for riding the banana fish and loving it
-2 for not showing any teeth
+5 for having the guts to still be a smoker in san francisco
+1 for highlights
+3 for wierd/cool shoestotal = +21
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snuggles gets:
+6 for a foxy wife
+2 for emo glasses
-3 for silly rob thomas hairdoo
+3 for wifes nose ring
-2 for wearing that sweater in august
+ 8 for shit eating grin
-4 for that silly soul patch/beard thingytotal = +10
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3rr0r404 gets
+6 for the hairdoo
-3 for the unibrow
+2 for powerbook
-2 for having the white powerbook
-2 for making me check you for boogerstotal = +1
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mangosnot gets:
+8 for making crap myself in fear
-2 for wannabe emo glasses
+3 for the 6 day shadow
-1 for shirt eech
-1 for wasting a beer tap on a wall
+3 for the i dont give a crap hat and hairdoototal = 11
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Swollenelbow gets:
+10 for being sling blade
-2 for the b-boy hat position
+2 for the truly emo glasses
-1 for the appearance of hair on his chintotal = 9
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TechVector gets:
10+ for the "Im to sexy for this shirt - so sexy it hurrrts" arms
+5 for the "i just smoked your mom's weed - whuut" look
-3 one for every piercing
-1 for the brady bunch horse by the mirror
+2 for da hattotal = +14
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derek gets:
+5 for shittin his pants
-2 for the visor
-1 for the duhhhhh
-1 put on a shirttotal = 1
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tehgee gets:
+20 for being a peeled banana
-5 for talking like a cartoon charachter
+1 for drinking
+2 for that dudes beer belly
-2 for a dude waring pleathertotal = +15
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designerror gets:
+10 for having his picture taken by Anton Corbijn
+2 for winking at me
-5 for being a twat (jevad is holding a gun to my head)total = +7
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hannibal/gorbie gets:
+7 for being a mental patient
-2 for wearing clothes
+4 for having unreal lip control
-2 for not every washing the sheets
+3 for not throwing up on his shirttotal + 10
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gorbie the dog gets:
+5 for having the biggest lips in the house
-5 fleas
+3 cute factor
-6 for licking his butt
+15 for being able to lick his ballstotal = +12