new mac w/tiger?

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    rotfl ribit! priceless!

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    10.4: Tabby (accompanies first bug-free version of Safari tabbed browsing)

    10.5: Lion (ad campaign: We're not just lion around)

    10.6: Tiger (Disney-Apple merger fails on Jobs' refusal to license "Tigger")

    10.7: Bear Siamese

    10.8: Sabretooth ("Looks sharp," says Jobs)

    10.9: Kzinti (ads are like "Cats" on Broadway, except they're Klingons)

    10.9.1: Cheetah (the cheesiest Mac ever)

    10.9.2: Cougar (needs a new muffler for loud exhaust)

    10.9.3: Lynx (easy to connect)

    10.9.4: CAT (bright yellow box)

    10.9.5: Puma (What's the difference between a Puma and a Panther? Anyone?)

    10.9.6: Hello Kitty (small white Japanese toy inspires new iMac design)

    10.9.7: Bobcat (small, but powerful)

    10.9.8: Manx (very small, but prone to power overloads)

    10.9.9: Burmese (traces its orgins all the way back to System 6)

    10.9.9.9: Oh Fer Cryin' Out Loud, Just Go with a Bird Metaphor or Something

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    haha

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