I Hate Bill Collectors
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- vburo0
well i pick up the phone and they are like:
"hello?"
"sir are you there, hello?"
"hello?"
"hello, excuse me, i will need 30 secs. to finish this.."
"well, that is ok sir, i'll wait"
*insert rumbling noise
*some glass shattering
*then some violent bangs
*bang *bang *bang
"THAT'LL LEARN YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT KITTEN TO FUCKING PEE ON MY PORCH YOU MISERABLE SHIT EXCUSE FOR A LIL KITTEN!!"
*bang
"EAT LEAD YOU NASTY CAT!!"
"..IN THE BASEMENT YOUR DESINTEGRATING CORPSE GOES, YOU WILL JOIN DOLLY, FELIX, WODAN AND SOME OTHERS HAHA!!"
*slams door
"well i am back, i apologize for the wait, there was a little kitten on the porch that i needed to handle.. so you were saying?"
"......."
hehe did not really happen but i'd like to do something like that with some speakers with sound fx and shit.. would totally creep the fucker out haha!