PVN Anthology II
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hahaha, thats awesome. quality move.
im a big fan of fucking with telemarketers.
TM: hi, im from magic 106.7 in boston, i would just like to ask you a few questions.
Me: shoot buddy.
TM: have you ever listened magic 106.7?
Me: yes i have.
TM: what kind of music do you listen to most?
Me: im a huge u2 fan.
TM: great, would you like to hear more u2 on magic 106.7?
Me: i sure would. now that you have asked me a few questions, may i ask you some?
TM: um... sure?
Me: ive had this rash down under for like 3 weeks, and it wont go away. what do you think it could possibly be?
TM: um... sir....
Me: also, i need your advice. i got wicked drunk last month and blacked out. when i woke up, i didnt know where i was and my pants were down... wait, do you think that could be how i got my rash?
TM: sir, i really dont think i...
Me: do you own any guns?
(they hang up)
mattyd
(Apr 26 05, 12:50)