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  • gruntt0

    A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, “Mummy, why is my name Petal?”
    The mother replied, “Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head.”

    The next baby walked up and asked, “Mummy why is my name Rose?” she replied,

    “Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head.” The last baby walked up to her and said, “BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY.”

    The mother replied, “Please be quiet, Fridge.”

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