eu vs us
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- vburo0
If yer a fatty please don't read as it WILL cause you distress at my unimaginable harshness.
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The biggest problems facing the west are two fold, one is obesity and the other is energy shortage.
Aha cry I, these problems can surely be solved to cancel each other.... if only it were possible to convert all that energy locked away inside fatties.
Well ladies and gentlemen it IS possible with MX's fatteries (thanks vespa for that name)
basically a fattery is like a multi-storey treadmill facility where fatties are required to run the excess weight off and supply the national grid with MEGAWATTS.You may ask how it would be possible to convince the fatties to do this..... well the answer I'm afraid is more practical than humane. If they won't run they get incinerated - due to the high calorific value of fat their combustion would also release vast quantities of energy.
emecks
(Apr 20 05, 02:19)not to mention the feces splattering around the treadmills which will make excellent fuel.