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    One day Timmy came home from school very excited. "Mommy, Mommy, Guess what? Today in English I got all the way to the end of the alphabet, and everyone else got messed up around 'P'!"

    His mother said, "Very good, dear. That's because you're a Mac User."

    The next day, Timmy was even more excited. "Mommy, Mommy, guess what! Today in math I counted all the way to ten, but everyone else got messed up around seven!"

    "Very good, dear," his mother replied. "That's because you're a Mac User."

    On the third day, Timmy was beside himself. "Mommy, Mommy, today we measured ourselves and I'm the tallest one in my class! Is that because I'm a Mac User?"

    "No dear," she said. "That's because you're 26 years old."

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