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This wan 'specially fer the lassies, ken?
Jimmy and Jock are walken doon the street in darkest Aiberdeen.
Jock turns tae Jimmy an' sez:
J-j-j-j-j-j-jimmy, d-d-d-d-did ye see that?Whit?
A g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gorgeous b-b-b-b-blonde
Where?
J-j-j-j-j-jist ower there.
By the time Jimmy looks she is away in the distance...
A wee while later...
J-j-j-j-j-j-jimmy, d-d-d-d-did ye see that?
Whit?
A st-st-st-st-stunnen r-r-r-r-r-redhead
Where?
J-j-j-j-j-jist ower there.
Again by the time Jimmy looks she is away in the distance...
And sure enough a few steps later once more Jock starts up...
J-j-j-j-j-j-jimmy, d-d-d-d-did ye see that?
Whit?
A b-b-b-b-b-b-beautiful burnette
Where?
J-j-j-j-j-jist ower there.
Obviously by the time Jimmy looks she is away in the distance...
Not two minutes later..
J-j-j-j-j-j-jimmy, d-d-d-d-did ye see that?
AYE AH SAW IT!
Then wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-why did ye staund in it?