Seal Culling

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    Dennis Leary:

    "There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually.

    'What are you?'

    'I'm an otter.'

    'And what do you do?'

    'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands!'

    'You're free to go . . . .And what are you?'

    'I'm a cow.'

    'Get in the fucking truck, okay, pal?'

    'But I'm an animal!'

    'You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!'"

    "We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows."

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