Best man speech...

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    Try this...

    clink a glass and stand on a chair to garner attention.

    "Here here, I would like to propose a toast to the Bride and Groom. I would like to thank [Groom's name] for choosing me as the best man. It has come to my attention that you were deciding between myself and [other choice for best man]. I would like to commend you on your decision to choose me, as the other would have been a dire mistake. You see, [other choice for best man] is a decieteful man, or should I call him beast... who should be cast away from this wedding, from this society. As you were."

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