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teh last time i was in bloomies i was 7, it was on 59th street, i was with my mom, and her friends...they were trying on shoes...i was eating a very oily pizza...i dripped a lot of the oil off onto the paper plate and ate my slice, i put the plate on the chair next to me with a huge puddle of oil on it, and this real fat lady (450lbs) sat on the plate with oil, she was wearing white pants. when she got up the plate was stuck to her ass...and i broke out laffing...my mom and her friends all laffed too and fatty patty didnt know why until the plate had fallen between her legs like her water broke...she had this massive huge grease stain on the crack of her ass.
i will never forgot bloomingdale's for that moment.