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  kOna - I am a straight man. However, I absolutely HATE to do dishes or clean. Hence I have learned to cook. This allows me to:

  a. create a mess in the kitchen and tell the woman "I have cooked. You clean."

  b. I cook really well, so they are happy to clean. I help by putting away condiments in refridgerator.

  c. cooking for women tends to turn them on.

  d. I make one mean jambalaya for poker nights/superbowls, which allows me to not have to contribute beer money.

  e. I get to randomly throw spices around and say "Bam!" with wily abandon.

  Cooking rocks. I will teach all my sons how to cook.

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