Can't Win
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- moondog0
okay, georgie! try this one on for size:
a small green frog walks into a bank, and strides up to one of the tellers. he takes a look at her nameplate, which reads "patty wack". he says, "hello, miss wack, my name is kermit jagger, and i'd like to take out a loan for £100,000.'
patty wac looks askance at the young frog and says, 'do you have an account at this bank?' and the frog says, 'well, i personally don't, but my father, mic jagger, is a very important client here.'
'hmmm...' she says, 'and have you any collateral?'
at this, the young jagger pulls a small porcelain pink elephant out of his pocket and deposits it on her desk.
'one moment, please,' says patty wack, 'i'll have to speak with my manager.' and she disappears into one of the back offices.
she strides into the manager's office and says, 'mr. davis, there is a frog out there who claims to be mic jagger's son, and he wants £100 grand and all he has for collateral is THIS!' and she holds the pink porcelain elephant out in her hand. 'i mean, what the hell is this?!?'
and the manager says:
'it's a knick-knack, patti wack. give the frog a loan. his old man's a rolling stone!'
boom! boom!