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- spongebob0
well, i mean i've done these for years, and i suppose an audience of 30 odd might be a tad daunting if you ain't done them before. i've done presentations in front of upto 400 folk in E-business seminars and the young marketeers lectures. i done a few in bagdastein in fucking french as well, i've done shit loads in the US when i was studying my postgrad and working at the same time for a well known trade mag. when i came back to ireland i done loads of presentations for the irish tourist board. it's basically about how you feel inside, some other kid mentioned vodka on here,i don't reckon you need much stimulants. i mean, if you take the odd dab of hokey-cokey now and again that might assist the flowing delivery. i normally just have lie or two, but have the audience are coked outta their box. one seminar i did was in dubai, and fucking erykah badu was in the fucking audince, she's a shareholder at one of the hotels out there, an i ended up playing the back nine with her. BUT i'll tell ya another thing, the birds love it,that whole dallas thing, the man in the suit big words and tha. they'll make a beeline for you at the aprés seminar drinkies and you'll be right fucking in! last weekend i was actually doing a presenation in the lake district in scotland and the things that ended up in my room after that was fucking tremendous, that was solely due to the way i aquitted myself during the seminar. i mean, when you've been doing this as long as i have, you got that much 'nous' and i just fucking wing it at presentations. it's just like fucking golf, you just gotta take the run of the green and wear fancy clothes. i fucking love golf! daft eh?
carver
(Mar 22 05, 04:09)