americans and the inch
americans and the inch
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You all leave my pint alone.
You know what all that glass comes in handy for?
Tourists.
Tourists (mostly American) who walk into country pubs and ask for a fucking cappachino.
"No. We sell beer and spirits".
"How about a coffee?"
"No. We sell beer and spirits".
"Say - what about an Ice Tea?"
It about that point where the irate Farmer Evans who is already mightily upset at the EU's rejection of his 11lb potatoes, breaks his pint glass over the tourists' (usually Americans') head, cracking it open and killing him in a satisfyingly slow manner.
During his death moans, the tourist (usually American) mutters something about 911 and we get all confused about terrorists and planes and shit and leave him on the floor....