Irish/Yanks

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  • iDp0

    Why do I think I'm Irish just because I have the name...yet have never been to the ol Isle??

    1) Cause I can drink you under your kilt.

    2) Being an American means there is no day specifically set aside for you to get wasted. So I choose to be Irish.

    3) Girls love the Irish name.

    4) I can kick your ass...and even if I can't I'll say I can simply because I'm drunk most of the time.

    5) So fuck off or I'll kick your ass you toad in a hole eating brit.

    Hold on I'll think up some more.

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