I Seek Wisdom
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Words of wisdom
"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow."
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office."
"Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue."
"If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail."
"If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried."
"You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back."
"What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? 'Cos then in wintertime he's got something to eat and he won't die. Collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts."