Busiest Man Alive
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- mattyd0
I think the worst I ever did was when I was 17. One night I was driving with my buddy and there was this middle-aged dude walking down the street so my buddy leans out the window and yells 'Suck your own, you douchebag!' Well, we ended up having to turn around and drive back so my buddy sees the dude again and was like 'Hey! I thought I told you to suck your own!' Then my buddy was like 'Dude, lets keep doing it til we get him running.' So we do it about 5-6 more times before we dont see the guy again. Then I'm at a stop sign when this trucks comes barrelling in behind me. So it took a few blocks to realize that I was being followed and it was the dude we yelled at. So I pulled some James Bond-esque driving maneouvers to shake him. The next day we are walking to another one of my friends house when we see his car in a driveway, so of course we had to grab some dogshit and smear it on his windshield.
In retrospect I feel bad because he was just walking. But still, the high speed chase could have been excluded.