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hello, my name is kona and i'm an alcoholic.
*hello kona. clapping.
i was born in 1975 and have been pretty much wearing diapers ever since. i work for a bunch of monkeys creating web shit thrown at me by them. in my freetime i'll freelance small to medium sized jobs, wank a bit, or play playstation while wanking.
i have a lovely girlfriend how lets me swear at her in exchange for food.
this morning my kitty had a little piece of poopie stuck on his bum and took me a good 5 minutes of chasing before it finally fell off. eww. funny at first but he was jumping on everything and getting it everywhere. reminded me of a wedding where they have cans dragging behind the car. except here it was a cat and it was dragging poo. fucker.
pretty much it. time to wank.