the history of kona
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- k0na_an0k0
if you don't swear it by the beard of zeus then it isn't fucking awesome. just awesome. and frankly bro that ain't gonna get you to the big show.
k0na_an0k
(oct 21 04, 09:02)
rabattski
(Dec 15 04, 08:54)+++++++++++
if he says that again i am so going to pink belly his photo.
but not in a gay pink belly way, i mean the manly take-a-pool-que-and- bust-it-across-his-b elly way ya know. manly.
k0na_an0k
(Dec 15 04, 10:12)
nick
(Dec 15 04, 10:13)+++++++++++
i once saw a hillbilly rape a sheep... ok... so that sheep was me but whatever
k0na_an0k
(Jul 15 04, 11:35)
mr_snuggles
(Dec 15 04, 15:04)+++++++++++
being made to wear snowshoes, to maximize the carnage, i would walk through a thousand babies to get to that ass.
k0na_an0k
(Dec 15 04, 17:40)+++++++++++
stabbin hobos since 1975
k0na_an0k
(Jul 15 04, 11:34)Taken from the 'T-shirt Slogans!' thread...
mr_snuggles
(Dec 16 04, 08:53)+++++++++++
THE FEAR
How do you shake it?
donal
(Jan 5 05, 09:57)3-4 gentle shakes, then a light tap. done.
we are talking about wangs after peeing right?!? cause i refer to my giant wang as THE FEAR too.
k0na_an0k(Jan 5 05, 10:46)
grayhood
(Jan 5 05, 11:33)+++++++++++
oh good god i had to have been drunk cause i SO don't remember that. was it at least my good side? and by good side i mean my ass? please say yes.
k0na_an0k
(Dec 28 04, 12:27)
-sputnik-
(Jan 5 05, 11:37)+++++++++++
you dumbass. there will be no phones in 2008.
k0na_an0k
(Jan 27 05, 09:53)
JazX
(Jan 27 05, 10:19)+++++++++++
bullshit. our ass cracks will all be able to accept a swipe from the ol' credit card to debt our accounts and pay for things.
i can't wait. save a ton of time and effort when a stripper has her ass in my face.
*swiped card in her ass
"why don't you take out 10 baby"
k0na_an0k
(Jan 27 05, 11:04)
JazX
(Jan 27 05, 11:06)+++++++++++
if i had jedi mind powers i would make the qbn shit itself.
k0na_an0k(Jan 27 05, 13:30)
grayhood
(Jan 27 05, 13:34)+++++++++++
i would kill my own son for a slice of pizza right now.
that is if i didn't kill him 3 months ago for a can of beer.
k0na_an0k
(Jan 27 05, 12:34)
JazX
(Jan 27 05, 13:36)+++++++++++
i got punched.
haha. it was awesome. so wasted i didn't really feel it or remember it.
happened at my gf's christmas party at a club downtown. the chain of gyms she works at rented out the entire upper section, vip only. anyone who works for the club drank for free, anyone who works out at the gyms could pay $10 for a ticket.
so. free drinks and muscleheads don't mix.
late in the evening i'm standing against the bar minding my own business while my girl is getting a drink. next thing i know some dude pushes this chick into me and i catch her for second until i lose my grip on the bar and we both topple over. i'm flat on my back, her next to me. i get up and ask her if she's ok then the dude gets all up in my face saying i 'copped a feel on her'
so i snap back about him shutting the fuck up cause he pushed her then next thing i know the guy hits me. hahaha. nice and solid just to the side of my left eye. i actually remember laughing for a bit before the bouncer, who just so happened to be a training buddy of mine at the gym, violently dragged his ass out getting in a few good punches along the way before the other bouncers got in on the 'punch a drunk for free' game.
other than my face hurting the next day was anyone elses weekend interesting?
i don't even remember what the guy looked like. but from what i'm told his membership has been revoked. hahaha.... gym rats and free booze is a bad mix.
k0na_an0k
(Dec 27 04, 08:03)
JazX
(Jan 27 05, 21:12)+++++++++++
You two = AutoGhey™
k0na_an0k
(Feb 2 05, 09:54)
MX_OnD
(Feb 2 05, 09:56)+++++++++++
i wouldn't talk to you on the street. i'd just punch you in the throat and take your wallet.
heh heh.
k0na_an0k
(Feb 2 05, 10:17)
canuck
(Feb 2 05, 10:41)+++++++++++
harry potter and the general lee NAH NAH nah nah nah nah NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!
k0na_an0k
(Feb 3 05, 08:37)+++++++++++
[in response to the "BUENOS AIRES" thread that was entirely in spanish.]
burrito
k0na_an0k
(Feb 7 05, 11:51)
mayo
(Feb 7 05, 16:34)+++++++++++
*runs through thread naked shouting
USA! USA! USA! USA!
k0na_an0k
(Feb 8 05, 11:41)
jevad
(Feb 8 05, 11:48)+++++++++++
do one of three things here.
1) whatever dr_strangedub says, say the opposite.
2) whenever mrdobolina agrees with dr_strangedub, dissagree.
3) let 4 people say some dissrespectful comment, then YOU say one so people can jump down YOUR neck for it.i may have just started a fight for you. take it away johnny...
k0na_an0k
(Feb 11 05, 07:27)
unfitdutchfat
(Feb 11 05, 07:42)+++++++++++
*jumps out of thread and rolls down very steep embankment to get away
k0na_an0k
(Feb 15 05, 12:56)
toe_knee
(Feb 15 05, 15:02)+++++++++++
son. to be honest you're the most racist person i've ever met in my entire life.
that doesn't make me hate you, i only pity you.
k0na_an0k
(Feb 16 05, 11:43)
unfitdutchfat+++++++++++
i'm a buddist
k0na_an0k
(Feb 16 05, 13:37)
fawn
(Feb 16 05, 13:39)+++++++++++
i could talk to myself in this thread all night.
hey, how's it going?
good you?
good.
kewl.
so why are you wearing only one sock?
i stepped in cat puke.
why didn't you take off the other?
i don't remember.
did you clean the puke?
GOD! WHAT IS THIS 20 QUESTIONS?
dude, you're the only one here.
oh. shit.
*again looks at empty wine bottle
NO MORE!
k0na_an0k
(Feb 17 05, 20:29)
jevad
(Feb 17 05, 20:31)+++++++++++
before nt i didn't drink. i was straight. didn't do drugs. was good looking. had both arms. a good job.
then i came here and lost it all.
e is doing a segment on me later this month.
k0na_an0k
(Feb 18 05, 12:37)
tny
(Feb 18 05, 12:39)