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  • k0na_an0k0

    Would you care tell us the seven ways? *grabs notebook
    cosmo
    (Feb 10 05, 11:29)
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    first-
    have my two soldier pet ferretts untie me.
    then-
    1) ripping apart the cup i'd use the edge to cut your kidney out
    2) poke your eye out with the bottom of the cup
    3) put my ferretts in the cup and make you drink them, then they eat their way out. killing you.
    4) suck the cup over my mouth and peck you to death like a chicken.
    5) tear off the bottom of the cup and like a sharp discus, throw it at your neck cutting off your head.
    6) shove the cup down your throat, then pour water in it. makes the process go faster.
    7) use my ferretts to make a slingshot and shoot the cup through your body.

    now, i must kill you for what you know.

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