Arsenal vs. Man Utd.
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An aging Steven Gerrard is at home with his young son...
KID: "Dad, what are those shiny things in the cabinet?"
SG: "They're called Medals, son. I won them playing football."
KID: "Football? You mean that silly old game with the round thingy and the nets!"
SG: "It used to be the biggest game in the world."
KID: "What? Bigger that Zero-Gravity Wiggle Sticks?"
SG: "That game wasn't around then."
KID: "No way! So why doesn't anyone play football today?"
SG: "Oh, it's complicated, I'll explain when you're older."
KID: "My bestest mate, Tommy Johnson said it's because of people like you and that man with a head like a turnip. The one who married his Gran."
SG: "You mean Wayne Rooney?"
KID: "Yeah that's him! Tommy Johnson said that people decided there was no dignity left and they stopped watching."
SG: "Well, that's one of the reasons."
KID: "Tommy Johnson said you played for the best team!"
SG: "I was the Captain of Liverpool FC, my boyhood club. Then I left because I wanted to win more medals."
KID: "Is that why people throw rocks at you when we visit Gran?"
SG: "Yes son."
KID: "But why does Gran throw rocks at you as well, Dad?"
SG: "Well, she's still upset son."
KID: "Tommy Johnson said you left and then you never won anything because a Spanish man built the best team EVER and you tried to go back but they didn't want you and in the end all the other teams gave up because they were unstoppable!"
SG: "That's about right son."
KID: "Dad."
SG: "Yes son."
KID: "You're an idiot."