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I'm starting a cult. We're moving to Oregon, buying a plot of land, and growing our own food. The rules are you must donate all of your material items to the kingJulien trust fund prior to stepping foot on our property. If and when you decide to leave, your property will be returned, minus a small surcharge for storage. As far as lifestyle goes, culture will be everything. Every morning we will awake to nothing but west coast gangsta shit. Ice Cube's Amerikkka's Most Wanted will be a staple of our diet. Tuesday and Thursday evenings willl be dedicated to Hype Williams videos. While other cults have preached this return to nature crap, our focus will be on being dapper. Hair breading, ice rockin', ab building, beanpie slangin and the accumulation of anything flossy. There will be a seminar on the proper use of "ite". We already have a sponsor, BigBallin and it don't stop energy juice. If you want to be down, if you know how to sport a red ragadoo, and if you're a hot female between 18-28, please hit me up.