2005 predictions.
2005 predictions.
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1. Thanks to advances in automation, Nike shoes will be made by robots. Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children in Malaysia.
2. Male doctors will no longer be allowed to become gynecologists when a group of them are caught high-fiving at a convention.
3. It will be revealed that carrots do not actually improve your eyesight, but they are still number one when it comes to scratching a deep, rectal itch.
4. It will be discovered that chicken soup does not stop colds, except for colds in the chickens that were brutally slaughtered to make the soup.
5. Women will stop buying tea kettles when kettles stop merely whistling, and start yelling 'nice ass.