p1 Treo 650 GiveAway

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  • sherman0

    10.) I can wear the same hairstyle for life.

    9.) I don't have to bring a "little something" gift wrapped like Martha Stewart wrapped it herself when I visit my buddy.

    8.) I can do my nails with my front teeth in 30 seconds flat.

    7.) I can Christmas shop for the entire family in 45 minutes or less at Walgreen's Being vulnerable never crosses my mind.

    6.) I don't have to announce "I'm going potty" and then solicit others to go with me.

    5.) I don't have to share my meal or dessert with anyone else.

    4.) I enjoy counting the cars in the various lanes while approaching a red light.

    3.) I like sex more than gardening or shopping.

    2.) I see no problem with wearing the same clothes for three consecutive days.

    1.) Being vulnerable never crosses my mind.

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