Rand to NT

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    Ground control to Major Rand
    Ground control to Major Rand
    Take your prozac pills and put your persona on

    Ground Control to Major Rand
    Commencing countdown, condom on
    Check for friction and may Teacher's love be with you

    This is Ground Control to Major Rand
    You’ve really made the grade
    And the pornmags want to know whose pants you wear
    Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare

    “This is Major Rand to Ground Control
    I’m stepping through the door
    And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
    And moby looks like he's in pain today

    For here
    Am I sitting in a beer can
    Far above the world
    Planet Earth is poo
    And there’s nothing I can do

    Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
    I’m feeling very ill
    And I think my browser knows which way to go
    Tell my hand I love it very much it knows?
    Ground Control to Major Rand
    Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
    Can you hear me, Major Rand?
    Can you hear me, Major Rand?
    Can you hear me, Major Rand?
    Can you....

    “Here am I floating round my beer can
    Far above the Moon
    Planet Earth is poo
    And there’s nothing I can do.?

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