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Mr. Ruby:
It's not your fault you're stupid.
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Gen. Sline:
A weapon unused is a useless weapon.
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Emmett Fitz-Hume:
Will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there, or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
Test Monitor:
Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
Emmett Fitz-Hume:
What do you think?
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Capt. Hefling:
What about that Red Chinese radio chatter?
Austin Millbarge:
It's done. Here you go.
Capt. Hefling:
Done? That was a static filled, triple scrambled, microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese.
Austin Millbarge:
Well, the Chinese were only using a simple polyphoneticly grouped twenty square digit key, transposed from booster verdonic form, with multiple nulls. I broke it with this.
Capt. Hefling:
A Drogen's Decoder Wheel? They put these into cereal boxes for kid!
Austin Millbarge:
Yeah, I found it in a box of, uh . . . Lucky Charms.
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Austin Millbarge:
We need a plan.
Emmett Fitz-Hume:
Let's play dead.
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Emmett Fitz-Hume:
Alright, stop right there and I'll bring back the sun. Okay, this is my sister, you can all have her. I hear she's very good.
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Ace Tomato Courier:
I have a priority package from the NATSAT printing room.
Mr. Ruby:
Well, why don't you say it a little louder? We could open the window. You could shout it towards Moscow.
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Col. Rhumbus:
Listen, it's my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat. Now, I must know right away what I have to work with. I have made my decision.
Emmett Fitz-Hume:
What's it say?
Austin Millbarge:
"Pussy."
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Austin Millbarge:
For God's sake, show some balls!
Emmett Fitz-Hume:
I think it's too late to try and impress them.
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hahaha. i could do this all day.