whimper
Out of context: Reply #20
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When i was 15, one autumn evening, I was walking home and decided to take a shortcut throught the local park. Upon entering the park i soon found myself being followed by a fat, old, grissled looking man. A little unnerved, i picked up the pace and walked with more haste. It wasn't long however until said man caught up with me, and struck up a conversation. "Are you looking for someone?" he asked. Nervous i lied "yes, a few of my mates are just over there, i'm going back to them". "Oh" he replied, and then proceeded to tell me a story about how he was waiting for his friend who he usually has sexual encounters with in yonder toilets. I assured him i was not of the homosexual inclination, to which he begged my pardon for the trouble and left me on my away. Not 2minutes later however, he caught up with me again an proposed "I'll give you £30 for a blowjob". Well, back then £30 was a lot of money (a whole weekend shift at Argos!), so I blew him... but i did not swallow....Took the £30 and lamented that my first ever sexual experience was a homosexual one.