NT London Drinks II
NT London Drinks II
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Our previous landlord was selling and these agents were meant to call before they came round with viewers. I'm washing up one day a I know the g/f isn't coming home and I hear someone fucking with the lock on the front door. It happens to be I like cooking and I was washing my fucking big ass cleaver. I go stand by the door with it and the door opened and it's this ratty fucking estate is agent stood there looking all perplexed and shits himself.
"Are you Tanja?"
"Do I look like a Tanja mate?"!
...waving the knife.
Should've taken his hand off.