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- rasko40
When I was at college one of my flatmates was this irish girl Sarah, she would always bring back bottles of Jameson when she came back from Ireland so I would obviously help her drinking it (the reality was she would attempt to help me devour the entire litre bottle), once after caning a bottle, she was asleep in this wicker chair with her feet up on the edge, kind of hugging her knees, as I'm swearing at the TV or whatever I am suddenly disturbed by what sounds like a gentle country stream, lapping through summer meadows, in actual fact it turned out to be pints of piss flowing from her urinary tract, dripping through the bottom of our delightful wicker chair and onto the carpet. Obviously I pissed myself (not literally) laughing and went to bed, leaving her there soaking in her own piss. Secretly we both knew that we knew what we both knew, but a silent pact was made whereby she would never mention it and I would tell everyone and they would not tell her that everyone knew what we knew.