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  • vespa0

    well you didn't make me dance cos i'm too busy kicking things but at least you made me smile. cheers.

    i think i'll light up a fat bifta of detachment right now. aw yea. and maybe a beer or two and some david shrigley thoughts will let me down easy.

    i want my beer to be good and honest and true with a hint of the unknown. i want my beer to be authentic and fresh with an explosive finish. i want my beer to be a flavoursome masterpiece brewed outside the united kingdom but still within the european economic community. i want my beer to be strong and have integrity, like my father, and to be kind and forgiving, like my mother. i do not want my beer to be bitter and unreliable like my uncle pete. and i don't want it to taste of metal like someone has put a pocketful of loose change in it.

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