Sox vs. Yanks
Sox vs. Yanks
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Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!Q: How do you get four Yankees to sit on a stool?
A: Turn it upside down!"Everytime I see a Yankee's hat, I see a swastika just a little off kilter."
-- Former Red Sox Player Bill Lee