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So I got lost in the woods today while on my mountain bike. it was quite scary as it was getting dark and it seemd i was going in circles. Scenes from the blair witch project flashed through my mind.
As a contemplated my options my body slowly started to sink into the ground. What the fuck!? I was in quick sand.
As I looked around I noticed two very old cars burried in the soil, (how they got there I have no Idea) was this to be my fate?
I managed to escape, by pulling on a large branch that was on a near by enbankment. However as I draged myself out I managed to accumulated a large amount of bog soil on my shoes and legs which made for an enjoyable, trek out of the bush, which I finaly managed to acheive with some luck.
On my ride home I stank like decaying soil matter. I still have the funk on me it. it wont go. away
Note to self: do not attempt to blaze new trails in the woods at 6 in the evening.