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DOs & DON'Ts—Internet porn at 30
How many hours have you logged hunched over squinting at thumbnails and downloading preview clips that are blurrier then the pause function on your parents' first VCR? Is she shaved or is that a shadow? Wait a second—is that a guy?You need to start paying for your porn now. You work a nine-to-five job and thus no longer have time to shake the Internet all day hoping the perfect picture that matches your weird fetish will fall into your lap. Are you into Asian chicks? Congratulations, there are 500 billion sites you can subscribe to. Fuck, you can find a thousand sites if you're into watersports-amputee-senior-redhe... snuff movies. There's too much to do every day when you're a grown-up to spend three hours searching for the perfect picture to spend five minutes beating off to.