JosimarX nearly bought the farm

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    it's a swearathon. Hi BRO!
    my mate chris sent me this email about 2 cycling incidents this morning: (thought I'd share...)

    "When I was wee I was out on my bike one time and was bombing downhill on a
    path. On my left was a long row of jaggy thorny bushes and I managed to touch
    them with my left handle bar. That meant that I couldn't quite straighten up
    but still managed to go for ages forward whilst the left side of my face and
    my hand go shredded. I was only about eleven but I remember it like yesterday.
    There was blood everywhere. But in a strange way it sculpted my good looks -
    just my right side that's ugly.

    My pal ruptured his baw sack whilst jumping of a ramp - he didn't have a seat
    on his Grifter and the pole that the seat should have been on nearly entered
    his barse when he landed! Ouch!"

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