Bought a House
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Nice job Gorbie! The last time I did some gardening/weeding I got stung 12 times.
I pulled up a weed in this rectangle wooden box and I pulled the dirt off the top of a bees nest. I felt this sharp pain on my finger and freaked thinking I got bit by a spider. Then I felt it on my shoulder and instinctively swatted and sent it under my arm where it stung my twice more. Then the cavalry showed up and before I knew it I was getting the shit kicked out of me. If anyone had been taping it would have won them Americas Funniest Home Videos. I was running and swatting and jumping and even once I had one on my back and decided to try and ninja roll and kill it.
I grew up in the country and not until I moved to the suburbs did I get stung. Too funny.
I called my gf and told her to rush and get me some ointment as she later said "... holy fuck baby. I've been stung like 40 times! I think I'm going into shock." So she flies over thinking I'm like covered with them or something. She damn near killed me when she saw there were only 12. I guess I scared her half to death. hahaha.