Cloning
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- ctrlRmB0
"With present technology as it is (which is a big given) it would take them about 200 years to clone something as complex as a human"
slag_you_off
(aug 9 04, 16:16)
Possibly the biggest complexity is the legal implication. The process of cloning a human should technically be no more difficult than cloning a cat.
--In a quiet room with a light Coltrane playing in the background, take an egg...
--remove and discard the eggs genetic material.
--Insert genetic material (nucleus) from a cell donated by the subject to be cloned (either yourself or the nicest looking member of the opposite sex you can have agree to the process)
--for nourishment and to make sure the egg doesn't die during the procedure, place it on a bed of room temperature tofu.
--cover with another piece of tofu or... if no more tofu is available, a paper towel will do.
--place it in a nice safe spot to grow.
--Leave for 9 months while observing periodically.Anybody got a spare egg and a pair of tweezers?