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So Gidget calls, freakin out cause she just hit her face on the soap dish in the shower and split her eye brow open. (You can't make this shit up.) Says she's dripping wet and bleeding. I rush over with band-aids. Ok I called her but you knew that. By the time I get there she's dry and dressed. She got a half inch slice vertically just left of her left eye. No black eye - if she had a shiner and I forgot the camera (which I did) I would have never been able to forgive myself. Could've use a coupla stitches but she aint got insurance. I do my best with butterfly suture-like band-aids. Like the fireman I had to do what I had to do - walked into the burning building. Of course she waited until three hours later to tell me that I should have wash my hands because she has Hep-C. GREAT.
We drive to coffee. A moment.
She says, "You're right - you should've brought the camera."
"Why?" I asked.
She says, "Because the windows on the van back there. One said WASH ME and the other said I LIKE TO EAT PUSSY. Now that's worthy of a photograph".She had a point.
Five slices of pizza for dinner, one frozen yogurt for dessert.